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25 July, 2010

Upbringing

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Why people interprete as slave mentality if any one shares the weight of the other ?

Is it because of a fault in the upbringing or unfertilised egg ?

20 July, 2010

seat

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A political leader in Jharkhand asked another leader;

Is this seat empty ?

Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

17 July, 2010

elder

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Somebody's bloody mail left my mouth in a bad taste. For God's sake don't gatecrash in other mail inbox. There is a quote for such gatecrashers----Try to forget every thing that does not deserve in your memory (in) box.

There are many quotes by greatmen directed at such such gatecrashers----

"He gets offended when others talk whilst he's interrupting."

"He's a real big gun - of small calibre and immense bore."

"I do desire we may be better strangers."

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it ?"

"I never forget a mail, but in your case I will be glad to make an exception."

"You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things !"

"He climbed the ladder of success kissing the feet of the one ahead of him andkicking the head of the one behind."

"He has impeccable bad taste."

"A gossip is one who talks to you about other people; a bore is one who talks about himself; a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself."

"He listens to his psychiatrist, and then draws his own confusions."

All these above quotes by great men are directed to a particular person who tries try to pose as a big philospher, but has empty mind and no regard for elders, whatsoever. May God bless him, anyway.

15 July, 2010

guilty-feeling

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Having mid-life crisis; don't feel guilty for dead past events nor be fearful for uncertain future

friend

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Mera dushman kiya marega mujhe jab mera dost hei uperwala

Marandi

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Marandi could not tell a lie, Munda could not tell the truth, Soren could not tell the difference, and Koda is counting in the jail. (Hurrah!)

08 July, 2010

07 July, 2010

M S Dhoni

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Congrats Dhoni for dodging the media against whom you have won. What a googly ! Has any one heard a stumper clean bowling any one ? That is Mahi.

Dhoni

Have a great day Dhoni; happy birthday to you; wish you a long and happy married with Sakshi