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16 June, 2012

Large heart

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"An old woman was walking on the beach one day. She saw that during the night, all the starfish had washed ashore. Hundreds of starfish lay glistening, out of reach of the receding waves.

“Then, she noticed two girls on the shoreline. They were gathering up starfish in their hands. Carefully, they threw handful after handful of starfish back into the ocean.
      
      “The old woman looked around and realized that a crowd of people had gathered to watch. No one had said anything to the girls. So finally the old woman asked, "What are you doing?"

“The girls answered, “These starfish will die if we don't get them back into the water."

“All the grownups chuckled. They thought the girls must be stupid or something. After all, everything died. Who cared about a few starfish? What did it matter anyway?

The crowd began to move away. But the old woman stayed, hoping to teach her younger sisters a lesson. She told the girls, "You're wasting your time. There are hundreds of starfish lying around out here. It's not going to make a difference."
  
The girls each picked up a starfish.
They showed the old woman the shiny, prickly side of each fish, with the beautiful colored ridges. They turned the starfish over. You could see movement as the starfish gaped, as if pleading for water.

Then the girls turned and threw the starfish gently back into the ocean. The waves carried the starfish away, floating it back into the deep, green water. The girls turned to the old woman and said -- "See? I just made a difference. I made a difference to that starfish."

        The old woman blushed. She saw that she had been wrong. These girls were wiser than she was. So, she bent down and began to pick up the starfish. She threw them into the sea. They moved slowly in her hands as if trying to thank her. Then the starfish sank below the surface, back to their home in the sea.

Eight hundred twenty-two starfish were saved that day, thanks to two girls who showed an old woman that one big heart has the power to move many, many hands."
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14 June, 2012

Christ

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“Anything that the human mind can conceive can be produced ultimately,” and Captain Urmila Yadav produced the same when she landed Air India flight from Slichar to Guwahati safely.

Captain Urmila’s tale of snatching 48 lives from the jaws of death after dying many a death during emergency landing.

…………the flight is ready to take off with Captain Urmila Yadav.

Captain Yadav radios to ATC

-AI 9760 to ATC
-Come in ATC Silchar
-This is ATC, Silchar prepare to take off AI 9760
-OK ATC Silchar taking off

-The Air India Plane slowly taxies to the runway
-Captain Yadav to ATC
-Taking off ATC Slichar
-Slowly Captain Yadav presses the yoke and the flight takes off

-Co-pilot Yashu was relaxed and seeing the panels

-Then suddenly the head phones crackles
-AI 9760
-AI 9760 may day may day
-AI 9760 nose wheel missing

-One nose wheel has been lost AI 9760
-Captain Yadav to ATC
 -Which one, left or right, ATC
 -The right one AI 9760, Do you want to land

-ATC to captain Yadav drop the height and fly low AI 9760
-Captain Yadav brings down the plane so that the ATC in --Silchar can see the undercarriage

-The cabin crew make an announcement, ladies and gentlemen, there is a techincal snag in the plane so we are going to Guwahati.

-Then an air hostess makes a second air safety demonstration in the flight

-Co pilot Yashu tells captain Yadav about the height
-ATC Silchar we are going to Guwahati
-It gains height
-There is some nervousness in the cockpit

-After some time the pilots see the Guwahati airport and radios to Lokopriyo Gopinath Bardoloi International Airport
-ATC lgbia come in
 -AT igbia declare emergency

  -Come art AI 9760 we know
-AI 9760 state your fuel position
-ATC lgbia 48,400 gallons
-OK AI 9760 shed some

 -Ok ATC flying over the Airport for an hour
-Meanwhile all emergency have been put in the runway and the runway has been cleared.

-This is your captain Urmila Yadav speaking ladies and gentlemen, please stay calm we have an emergency in -the flight as one of the nose wheel has been lost

-I repeat please stay calm and composed.
-Meanwhile, there is hectic activities in the cockpit area all food trolleys, the baggage in the front section are being cleared   and taken to the back.

-One of the lady passengers swoons and there are cries in the plane. The passengers are seen crying.
-This is your captain speaking, please remain calm, I will bring down the plane smoothly.

-The flight AI 9760 is still hovering around the city
it has been nearly one and a half hour
-ATC to AI 9760

-Come in 9760 now state your fuel position
-ATC it is 20,000 gallons
-Give permission to land as passengers are crying ATC
-State your height ATR AI 9760

 -It is 15,000 feet ATC
-Meanwhile fire engines, ambulances, have taken positions on the runway and the runway is being sprayed with soap foam

-OK ATC 1000 feet
-Panic in the cockpit
 -Sweat and nervousness on Captain Urmila Yadav's face

-The cabin crew has taken the sitting positions,
-All lights have been shut off
700 feet ATC
500 feet ATC
400 feet
Landing

-The flight touches down, the fire engines and ambulances are seen taking positions
-The flight lands
-Screeching and making noise

-There is an applause in the plane
-The flight comes to an halt and captain Yadav shuts off the engines and the power

-The emergency shutes are activated and the door opens
-The fire engines and ambulances come near the plane
-The soap foam are being sprayed on the flight
-The passengers jump in joy hug each other

-Captain Urmila comes out of the aircraft  smiling
-Most of the passengers run towards her and touch her feet they hug her and the cabin crew.

-Sweets are being distributed
-The passengers are sent to the waiting ambulances and rushed to the airport.

-The engineers, other officials rushed to the aircraft to inspect the nose wheel

-Captain Urmila and co-pilot speak to the officials are rushed to the airport.

-And so the lives of 48 people were saved by captain Urmila.

Fortune favours the brave is a cliché repeated countless times---but I would like to repeat here because Captain Urmila did it for the second time.

By Shankar

13 June, 2012

God

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Courtesy---A mail from a Guru
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.
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11 June, 2012

Sinecure

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I asked my work be done. The staffer did not understand his work. So I did the work myself. In the next room I heard his adverse remark, and I asked him what he meant. He said nothing.
When I was returning to my room, he stopped me and asked: Where are you going?
I said, I want to go out of here, and it’s the only decision I can take to reach my destination.
So you know your destination? he said, tauntingly.
I said yes, because here there is a place, not for hard workers, for people with sinecure jobs.



10 June, 2012

Gossip

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Don’t waste time in gossiping, for every 

moment is precious.

04 June, 2012

Laughter

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Those who can indulge in belly 

laughter are the luckiest while those 

with grim faces are the unfortunate. 


Now choice is yours --- whether to 

laugh all day or wear a grim face.

31 May, 2012

Try Again

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……thought to improve work culture, 

both at office and in the professional


arena, but burnt fingers badly. 

29 May, 2012

Petrol

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Courtesy Vinodha Pillay

Emulate this one and save petrol.

26 May, 2012

Happiness

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-       I am indebted to life, which has given me everything----no regrets.

-       People, who don’t have a true friend, should be avoided.

-       Don’t allow the well to dry.

-       Only lack of self-restraint drives a person weak before others.

-       Speaking once, is politeness and repeating the same, is madness.

-       Self conquest is the greatest victory: Socrates.

-       A big change in attitude everyday will instill happiness in life.

-    Write Boldly, look timidly.


19 May, 2012

Seven-hooded snake

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This seven-hooded snake was found near Ramgarh in Jharkhand.

15 May, 2012

Friends and friendship

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-        How do you describe a true friend?

We can describe a friend by comparing him with the life having no blessings like a prudent friend, or making new friends, but keeping the old because new ones may be attributed to silver and the old with gold.
-        What is a friend?

The friend is like a flower that follows the sun even on cloudy days and a person with whom you dare to be yourself.
-        How do you overcome if your mind doubts a friend?

To doubt a friend is worse than to be ditched by him/her, and one should always remember that no person is useless while he has a friend.
-        How do you feel if your friend hurts your sentiment?

Never ever do anything that would allow your friend to hurt you, because it is chance that makes brothers but hearts that make friends.

-        How to make a friend and then maintain it?       
-        The only way to have friend is to be one. Keep the grip over the slim thread of friendship judiciously so that it can move freely---it may snap if you harden the grip and slip away if it loosens.   
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-        What to do if you don’t know how to maintain friendship?         
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         At most you can do for your friend is simply to be his friend, and never injure a friend even in haste, for your friend too has professional rivals who keep on spreading rumours against him/her.
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       What to do suppose friendship goes haywire following a misunderstanding?         
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       Straight talk with him/her is the best possible way to stay friends, because the language of friendship is understanding without sound of words.
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13 May, 2012

Happy Mom's day

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Mama's roving eyes 




shielded me from 




all evil eyes. 




I miss you badly 




as there is no one 




to protect me 




from devils.

Sourav Ganguly

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Why only I am the target of the critics? Wonders former Team India captain Sourav Ganguly during one of the IPL matches.
…..If only Ganguly knows that some –ex-cricketers want to make a living out of criticizing popular cricketers, particularly the types of the left-hander, because of their on-field aggressive nature and approach.
Known for his-bare-chested celebration at the Lord’s Test, Ganguly should ignore his critics and focus on his work instead, because distractions may increase inconsistency in his batting.
For example in his attempt to bell the cat, former cricketer Sanjay Manjrekar went hammer and tongs against Sachin Tendulkar’s “poor performance” a few years ago.
TV channels too joined Manjrekar’s attack and they coined a word—Endulkar--- just because it sounded lyrical (to them).
The charlatans thought Tendulkar had become a spent force after playing fifteen years then, which is seen as the maximum life span of a cricketer in the game. They also thought that attacking the little master would help them eke out a living.
But Tendulkar did not buckle under the pressure of their criticism, instead the master made Manjrekar and others to eat crow.
And it was possible because Tendulkar maintained his cool and gave a damn to his critics as he came back with a vengeance becoming one of the key members in the World Cup winning team headed by M S Dhoni.
He went on to complete 100 international hundreds, making the critics hurry to scurry for cover as he forced his critics to rewrite Endulkar as Tondulkar.
Tendulkar did not leave his critics there. Recently he said it was not his critics, but he was the master of his destiny and had the right to decide on his retirement.
Ganguly should take a leaf out of Tendulkar’s abhorrence against mean critics, who only want to make a living out of criticizing others, and give a damn to their criticism.
Another factor is that critics write bitterly because there are fans who love to read articles written against those cricketers whom rival fans at the paras (localities) adore.
For example a Dhoni’s fan loves to read negative reports against other cricketers, whom his/her friend idolizes------this will give the rival fans material for conversation and engage in arguments based on articles and what the pretenders say on idiot box, posing as commentators.
 Also by engaging themselves in the media, the critics, mostly former cricketers, get a chance to be in the game long after their retirement.
Dada should also introspect whether he had criticised or judged on performance of any other cricketer during his stint in the commentary box and written critical comments in his columns?
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06 May, 2012

Boss

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"Watch your back around a jealous co-worker. 


This person will often pretend to be your friend, 


all the while hoping to gain information they can use 


against you at work. They are expert at twisting what

you say and taking it to the boss."

Please be polite

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Courtesy Google

05 May, 2012

Lokpal

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It appears anti-corruption movement headed by Team Anna has become a professional outfit.
 So, congratulations to Anna Hazare, Arvind Kejriwal and Kiran Bedi for finding post-retirement jobs.
Do you people enjoy packages at par with management people for initiating the movement? 
If so, let your followers know.
After A P J Abdul Kalam’s criticism of your championing for a Lok Pal, tell your followers----how honest you people have been or had been? Because the missile man is wiser than you three, and he can't be wrong. 

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02 May, 2012

Lokpal

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There leaves an honest man, don’t go to his 

house, for you may catch the bug.